Friday, September 08, 2006

Time Machines.....Everywhere.

People who know me are fully aware that from time to time my job takes me up and down the country. This involves the overnight stay in some beige hotel. Occasionally when the client is paying I stay in a nice hotel. They are pretty much the same, although usually one has a better view, normally a field with cows in. Why I am telling you this dearest reader? Well for two reasons. The first and largest reason is to explain why this blog has not been updated. The second reason is to tell you about a phenomenon I witness fairly often in hotels.

I've watched many a sci-fi programme about time travel. I've even listened to Radio 4 (ark at me!) philosophy debates about the concept of time travel. I have even read about it. But no official government source will admit that they are a reality today.

Portals into the future do exist. I've seen them - many a time. I even saw one earlier this week. Where? OK I'll let you in on the secret.

Every hotel bedroom I've stopped in during the last few years has had one in the corner of the room. They are cold and boxy, but not very big. You could possibly fit into one if you took all the shelves out. But never the less there they are. A distinct and direct portal into the future.

If you are ever in a hotel and want to know how much a can of Coke and Pringles will cost in 2019 go on, just open the door and take a peek. We all better start saving now.

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